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All Things Public => General Talk => Topic started by: Maxx on Oct 17, 14, 09:20:19 AM
Joke One: What happens when 2 frogs double park..?
They get Toad!
Joke Two: The News LOL!
The early Bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the Cheese!
I am absolutely terrible with jokes. I don't know any and can't remember any after I hear them. :P
LOL! They remind me of something I would have said from elementary school but still funny!
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Yea, But now days it's hard to tell jokes without offending the touchy peeps... I know many jokes. they are bad in funny way,/ but LOL :)
They had to put up fences around the grave yards, because everyone. was just dieing to get in!
The only reason we are here is because , we are not all there!
You don't have to be crazy, to work here, but it sure helps!
You can call me anything, but just don't call me too later for dinner!
regards,
Maxx
LOL, some oldies but goodies! LOL
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