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Title: Wet Naked Cripple
Post by: Crip on Feb 28, 11, 06:25:54 PM
« on: December 08, 2005, 06:28:03 PM »
Wet Naked Cripple Poem.

Paralyzed body falls to the ground
The forces of gravity pulling it down
Withered up legs twisted double and triple
There lies a crumpled up wet naked cripple.

A split second exists between composure and fear
A slip of the hand and hard tile draws near
Impact comes quick with a splash and a ripple
Sprawled on the floor is a wet naked cripple

Surveying the scene and nothing looks broken
But its still hard to tell, a few choice words are spoken
I cant feel a damn thing thats south of my nipple
Its the curse of the crumpled up wet naked cripple.

Finally back in my chair with a sigh of relief
Humility surge, rolled eyes, disbelief
Progress resumes although a slow fear still trickles
Such is the life of a wet naked cripple..........................................!


I do not know why in the world that I think this is so funny..
but I still crackup every time that I read it.  :2funny:
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Title: Re: Wet Naked Cripple
Post by: Scrubmeister on Mar 01, 11, 08:15:15 AM
I'm at a loss for words......... Thought you had written a poem about yourself.

Perhaps you can relate to it in a way I can only imagine?
Title: Re: Wet Naked Cripple
Post by: Crip on Mar 01, 11, 08:21:11 AM
I can Relate , it's an old poem i found @ => NewMobility (http://www.newmobility.com/bb/ubbthreads.php)
Title: Re: Wet Naked Cripple
Post by: Scrubmeister on Mar 01, 11, 03:41:23 PM
Looks like a great forum.  :)

Title: Re: Wet Naked Cripple
Post by: Maxx on Mar 01, 11, 06:46:15 PM
Yes when born that's how we come Wet Naked and Crippled...
We can only grow as well as our minds allow us to, and with that said, no limits, unless We limit ourselves. Our Mothers and Fathers show. guide  and teach us the basics and the rest is up to us.
And it's the ones whom are given everything, that have nothing in a way speaking and those whom are given nothing that have everything to look forward to!

And when we go, the only thing we can take is what we have accomplished by the barriers we overcome and the successful things we've done with what little time we have here. ( pleasant picture in our minds).

Your still going and overwhelmingly accomplishing many things Bro!

regards,
Maxx
Title: Re: Wet Naked Cripple
Post by: Crip on Mar 02, 11, 06:53:50 AM
Lmao @ Maxx ;D
Title: Re: Wet Naked Cripple
Post by: Duncan on Mar 02, 11, 12:52:17 PM
My uncle's in a wheelchair.  Gonna have to pass him this.  Loved the nipple part, I laughed like a little schoolgirl :P